Name: Green Christmas
Duration: P00H04M20S
Description: The New Alt-Rock Christmas Song by Brit-Canadiana rockstar Sir Noah Shark, captures the cash-fueled nature of modern day Christmas

Green Christmas

by Sir Noah Shark

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The New Alt-Rock Christmas Song by Brit-Canadiana rockstar Sir Noah Shark, captures the cash-fueled nature of modern day Christmas

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I hear footsteps on my roof Midnight Christmas Eve doom It's a fat man in a suit His reindeer lurking in my living room The oat milk is gone Cookies gobbled up Toilet seat left up After Rudolph pissed on my shoes But the breakfasts' are worth it Sugary drug fulfillment Work party drunkenness We dine together To lie forever And cry December Spend the tender Cash or credit As long as they get it Money my honey I want Green Christmas Green Christmas The economy needs a boom Jeoff bozo wants to buy the Moon With a minimum spend Selifies with the 'rents Plastic underwear No buyers beware Poor turkeys gotta fake it Copious minty chocolate madness For twenty family presents With toys from Jesus And several kinds of cheeses Shopping mall a-holes Parking lot embargoes It's Sad pathetic Missed objective It's love and family Not a commercial need Give to those in need As cheesy as it may seem The origin belief? Shopping Mall A-holes And many gift card holders And then it's boxing day

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released November 16, 2021
© and ℗ 2021 SIR NOAH SHARK / GERVAIS & RICKY RECORDS
WRITTEN AND RECORDED AND PERFORMED BY SIR NOAH SHARK (FOR THE MOST PART)

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